Hello. My name is Jimmie MacDonald. Raised by turtles, I lived a slow early life, but eventually I grew into my full potential, finding employment as an esteemed fry chef. I work in a highly regarded restaurant named Fish of the Land, not to be confused with our competitor Chicken of the Sea. I am the supervising fry chef, and oversee three other employees. I love my job, and fries. I also love my family; my wife Betty and our hatchlings. I enjoy spending my time inventing new fry seasonings and improving my skills in the hope that one day I will own my own fry shop. I envision it as a small upper class dining option, with fries in every shape,size, and flavor. I also harbor the hidden talent of singing opera. I won third place at the International Waters Opera Competition in my youth, but the world is almost entirely unaware of my performing abilities. For the most part this is a complete summary of my life. Its been a pleasure to share my story with you!
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